GROSS

UUUUGGGGHHHH. Thats all I can say. No, I can actually fit in... fml.
Crazy, crazy things are happening. Things I wish I was no part of. Things I can't control and I wish I could. All I can hope for is the best. All I can hope for is.. stability. sometime soon would be wonderful. Thank you for not smoking.
WTF?!?!

In other news:
I woke up.. 30 minutes before I had to be at work. I got home 15 minutes before I had to be at work. I have had no coffee, John Mayer's amazing voice is helping a bit. I heard DMB on my way to work.. But I had to wait for a damn train for 15 minutes. I need coffee. I have had two cans of soda.. all in about 15 minutes. I am officialy done smoking. Done (even though, I could really go for one right now). I think I can hear creepy massage therapist with the ugly woman who came in for a massage. I may vomit. I'll wait till he comes in here.. and do it on his shoes. That'll show him!

I HATE WINTER

I got new coffee creamer. It is chocolate flavored. PERFECTION.

I love you, Casey. You are wonderful.

I'm craving a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (the best part about being a nanny.. when I was one.. was the food. I eat like a 4 year old).

It's is 11:20, do you know where your stalker is?

Chelsea Handler is probably the funniest, drunk woman I know. I want to have drinks with her. I think that all of my problems could be solved after a night out with her. Shed tell "you" where to go. Directly to.. anywhere away from me. That's where. It would be worth the saggy under eye and crack head look the next morning. Totally.

Does anyone wanna move to Hawaii with me? We can live on the beach, drink cheap alcohol and get realllllly good sun tans. its warm there. often.

I hate when people don't answer their phones. I also hate times when I wanted to talk to someone.. I don't, I go to bed.. then they text me at 3:30 in the morning. annoying. I also hate trains at 8:14 in the morning. I also am not fond of ANYONE named Dan. With an exception of Dan Matteo, Because, well, hes the only guy who ever treated right (hahaha. lame) and my best friend (not counting Cory or Casey). I don't like brussels sprouts. I thought I did. I don't. I hate the color magenta. I hate people who talk about the things they hate. However, I am not in the best of moods this morning.. soooo I am going to. I am my own exception, always. I get annoyed by barking dogs and I hate when ppl have dogs who jump and beg. I hate drama. Well, I hate my own drama. I love other ppls drama.. if it doesnt involve me. I hate 7 a.m. I also don't like Mariah Carey. I don't know why. I like her music... but she annoys me. I don't like Creepy Massage Therapist and I don't like people who preach about how bad smoking is for you... EVERYONE KNOWS!!!!!! I don't like sleeping in rooms that are pitch black.. unless I'm drunk (then I don't notice and I just pass out). I hate stupid jokes. I hate people who give dirty looks for no reason. I hate alll of the stalkers I have (yes, there is more than one). I think I am going to stay away from anyone whose name starts with a "D". I don't like pessimism or people who are unhappy. I hate my mood right now. I need some coffee. I hate people who laugh when nothing was funny. I don't like when people talk about how bad a person is.. even tho.. they have NO room to talk. I don't like when people drag their feet and I hate when women wear pants that are too short. If i won the lottery, some of it would go towards buying a good pair of jeans for random people on the street. I don't care about the weather in other states. I don't care if it snowed in North Dakota last week... unless I was there. And I wasn't. I don't like when Jimbo screams my name from the other room. I also do not like the basement at work or spiders. I could go on for days. So, I think its time to think happy thoughts and get over this bad mood.

HAPPY effin MONDAY!!!