Dear So and So

^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahaha. Cheesy? yes. Funny? absolutely.

Dear all of my loved ones in NY
What happens when it snows an inch over night? Okay, 1 1/2 inches overnight? Thats right, You wake up, thank God that it didn't snow more.. and go about your morning. You don't bother to call and see if schools are canceled; Because, well, you can still see grass. AND.. the person on the other line would laugh at you.
However, here in Western Kentucky... 1-1/2 inches of snow causes for:
-Everything in town getting canceled/shut down
-Schools shut down the day before.. in anticipation of this inch of snow
-People go to the grocery store, spend $200 in anticipation of not being able to leave their house.. due to this one inch of show
- One inch of snow is the main subject of conversation.. everywhere
-People are getting in accidents left and right because of this snow.
Basically.. the world here, stops.

I know what you are thinking, NY. WHAT!?!?!? Here, the two plows they have are the same size the old man next door plows all of his neighbors driveways with. People are getting in accidents every two seconds and I did not have to go to work.. All because of one inch of snow. Its crazy to me. But, I like it. Not only do you have to go to school after one inch of snow, in NY, you have to go to school after two feet of snow. And, not only do people drive, and drive relatively safely after one inch of snow.. one inch of snow is a big relief.. because that means you don't have to drive in six inches of snow.. like you will have to the next day... because you KNOW its gonna snow EVERY SINGLE DAY for at least a month.

So, I am quite happy with this. Not that there is snow.. Because, well, we all know by now that snow and I are not friends. I am happy that all of those days I wished for a snow day from school when I was younger.. because we got three feet of snow... and didn't get one.. I am getting them now!!! AND you don't even have to wait till the next morning to find out! You find out the night before... BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENS!!!!

drive safe, Ashley

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Dear Aunt Caron and Casey
I miss you and I wish soooooo bad that I could be there, in Nashville... right now. =( have fun for me too!! and drink a couple beers for me!!!

=(, Ashley

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Dear Folgers

I love you. I also want to say, Thanks. For being so wonderful, so good, sooo energizing.

4 cups in, Ashley

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Dear Jimbo

We need to enroll you in some yoga classes or teach you some breathing techniques. Either way, learn to chill.. roll with the punches and coast. Life will be a lot less stressful. Promise.

still waiting on that raise, Ashley

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Dear every single straight man

Being an ass hole will NOT get you the girl. I promise. Yes, there is the whole "nice guys finish last" bull shit.. but its not true. Which would you prefer? A girl who likes you because your an ass hole or a girl who likes you for.. the sweet, caring, loving person you really are (and I am only talking to those of you who are REALLY that way. Not those of you who are, in fact, ass holes. You can go to hell). Also, if you are an ass hole to a girl, she likes you.. and then you change.. said girl is gonna be pissed. Then, ultimately, you will lose her anyways. Also, that girl is prolly a huge bitch, if she likes ass holes.. or, shes got some unresolved daddy issues. Maybe all of this just pertains to me.. so speaking for myself.. being a jerk.. will get you NOWHERE. Stop trying, I am getting annoyed.

good luck, Ashley

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