Funny Things About Today

Casey and I had lunch with one on the interpreters for the court house. ..big sigh.. We've had lunch with her before.. but today was particularly funny. Shes nice. Annnd before she opens her mouth, shes pretty. BUT.. big but.. The entire meal, we have to listen to how gorgeous EVERYONE thinks she is. How the owner of the restaurant we eat at has a crush on her.. so he will buy her drinks, how the guy shes talking to is gorgeous, a doctor, likes to cook... but is too short and smokes. So she doesn't like him. She also will not kiss him. She would also prefer to know if someone smokes from the beginning because if they do, she is not interested because it is sooo gross (no matter how good looking or nice of a guy they are. She does NOT want to fantasize about them if it can never happen.. and it can never happen i f they smoke) that's her thing, that's who she is. But this gorgeous, doctor who likes to cook.. smokes.

So does she like him? We don't know. But he can indulge her as much as he wants.. without going overboard, because then it ruins it and sex is the only thing their relationship would be based on.

She is also CONSTANTLY being stared at, checked out, hit on and told how beautiful she is. She dressed too sexy for work today.. which weighed heavily on her mind (annoying, right.. her life is tragic).

When I maybe thought our server was cute, she offered to hit on him for me, because she is really good at getting guys for other girls. No thank you (I told her I could take care of it myself if I had to. The waiter ended up not being cute at all.. and threw his head around obnoxiously).

When she walks... she walks slloooowww so everyone can see how gorgeous she is, when she talks to men you would think she was talking to the funniest, most interesting guy on the face of the planet.

That was who we had lunch with today. When she talks.. it is sooo hard not to laugh.. because she truly believes everything she is saying and is 100% sincere and oncfident in her good looks and charm. gag me. But it was funny. Casey and I got a few good laughs about it.

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pIah... yeah, another thing about him.. He thinks I should give him money. He doesn't have any. And because I know how much he took care of me while we lived together )and he didn't want me to work) I owe him. He quit his job, isn't going to school and might lose his scholarship.. I wonder why he is having a hard time financially?!? Soooo it would be the right thing to do.. send him money. --- UMMMMM NOOOO!!!! It took be about 15 minutes to really comprehend what he was saying. Not even a week ago he was telling me how much he wanted me to fall off the face of the planet and he can't believe he fell in love with someone as awful as me. And now he wants me to search the dusty corners of my heart and feel some compassion for him?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... stop me whenever you would like... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I must be a mega bitch.. because absolutely not. He not only will not leave me alone and has, on numerous occasions, run me into the ground, he won't give me back the rest of my stuff. So he can go screw a camel for all I care.. =) funny.

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I may have a new job. maybe. Jimbo will just have to deal when I do find a new job.. because I am looking.

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The girl who tried to run me over with her car in high school.. the one I got in my first and only fist fight with.. got a job at the bank my mom works at. She also dated my brother... and cheated on him. that should be fun mom, huh?!?!?

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Other than funny things about today.. some updates..

I have decided to cut down on coffee... I feel weird.

I am still obsessed with Robin Thicke.. and I have also become obsessed with the game "Zoo World" on facebook. Thank you, Casey.

A certain someone.. who has but doesn't have a girlfriend.. wants me to come see him.. UGH. REALLY?!?! I need to find out where this sign is that says "I will be interested if you are taken" and feed it to the sharks (I have a few in my zoo on facebook).

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!
xoxoxo