2010 - T-Minus 14 hours and 20 minutes

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE!!!! Tonight is gonna be a good night. At least, I'm hoping it will be a good night! I am spending it at my Aunt Caron's in the Play Room. The Play Room never disappoints.

side note: listen to this song: John Mayer-Assassin I'm addicted. While your at it, you might as well listen to his whole damn cd. The whole thing is marvelous! Added bonus:

You get to look at this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ the whole time. If you don't find him immensely attractive, you deserve to have your eye balls gouged out. I'll even do it, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Random thought... Some ppl have "Random Wednesdays" (at least, I think its Wednesday). All of my days are random. So now what?! oh well! =)

This morning started out pretty rough.. Woke up late, couldn't find the dog leash (which is dire), couldn't wash my hair, no breakfast, realized I forgot my coffee on the way to work, got to work and realized I forgot my keys too, I'm not gonna see my twin for the holiday... that's about it. I'm staying positive tho (go, me! - hey, someone has to be my cheerleader).

Played Wii shuffle board last night. It took me the longest time to get the hang of when to let go of the "A" button. Eventually.. I got it.. and my Aunt Caron and I ended up winning, after being behind 8 points! woot woot!!

I need a nap

I feel like I am constantly wishing time away and I feel bad for that. However, good things are coming. So I am wishing for them to happen sooner. So now, I am wishing some time away, please forgive me.

I also (I know, shame on me.. before you even have to say it) saw the game Zelda played for the first time last night. I have heard of it but I never played it. I have never seen anyone play it. Leisa (neighbor/friend) was playing last night... I would sooooo get addicted. I ALWAYS get addicted to video games (the fun kind, not the "lets run around shooting everything" kinda games. those are too complicated and kinda depressing. Video games are supposed to be happy.. shooting ppl is not happy. If you disagree, get help. ASAP).

My Aunt Tammy is getting married to her partner, Joy today. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, JOY!!! we love you!!! Congratulations. I'm thinking about you two today!!
p.s.- Dash hogs the bed.

I'm dehydrated. For obvious reasons.

Jimbo got me a bracelet for Christmas. It was cute. I think I'm starting to grow on him.

All of my friends from high school are having children, married, engaged. Some are even divorced!!! Every time I turn around, someone else is prego or married. Literally, every time. No joke. it's crazy.

Im only on one cup of coffee this morning.. I know, very weird. I also have no more random thoughts.

I HOPE YOU ALLL HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY!!!!
xoxoxoxox


p.s. I JUST found out that I am getting out at noon today!!!! Jimbo is just FULL of surprises!!!

I HEART COFFEE

Morning. Good? Bad? not quite sure yet!

I read once that you aren't supposed to drink caffeinated drink after 10a.m... my question to whoever said that... How am I supposed to stay awake for the rest of the day!?! If I stop at 10.. I would literally STOP at 10. Sooo thats how I feel about that.. A bad idea.. I am NOT taking their advice.



Dear, 2010

I really need you to hurry up and get here. I have been waiting. I need your new beginnings. Therefore, I am going to eat 1,789,056,587 black eyed peas on New Years Day (my Granny told me they are supposed to bring new beginnings). So you better be prepared to give me one heck of a good New Year!!!

Looking forward to it,
Ashley
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I got the new John Mayer cd for Christmas... and I LOVE it. Like there was any doubt.

I LOVE:
coffee
straight hair
my bumble bee outfit I have decided to wear today
chap stick
John Mayer
my Aunt Caron
my mom
The cleaning lady for being soo nice about me ALWAYS forgetting to pay her.
The tuna casserole I'm gonna eat for lunch today
New Years
gloves
my future car
A&D


pIah will be back in the country soon. I am hoping soooo much that he doesn't call me. That would be awful. I don't know what I would even say to him. Maybe something along the lines of "drop dead"... but I tried that already. It didn't work.

Certain events have also led me to the conclusion that I am DONE with the opposite sex. at least for a little while.. or SOMEONE develops a brain. Wishful thinking, I think. Especially considering I am talking about the male gender. HA!

Happy Hump Day!!!
xoxoxox

I Have Become Boring.

I used to make "I Love" lists in college with my old roommates. I think I'm gonna start that again.. and be reminded. Its good to think of positives.. right?!

I LOVE:
coffee
warm weather
Dennis
my boots/gloves/scarf
heat
my bed
Golden Girls
good music
dirty jokes
flirting
my TWIN
my new tattoo
not losing anything
fax machines (their convenience)
my ringtone
Jason Mraz
The way Jason Mraz sings
Casey
Granny


I got kicked out of my bed by a poodle dog last night. Buuuut I'm okay with that. I didn't sleep at all. gross.


I am hoping that tomorrow... will be my last day of work before the New Years. How awesome would that be?! to have two more days off?! (very awesome)

I don't really have many updates. Creepy massage therapist is still creepy. He has also been eating my Chex Mix.. so he might lose his hands soon. My grandparents are happy with me. I'm gonna be starting school soon... to be a marriage counselor. go figure. HA! we will see how that goes.

I am also on my way to being a non-smoker. slowly but surely. The cold is helping. I need to move to a warm place.

on Yahoo! this morning. .they had a few tips on how to stay healthy. I bet you cant guess what they are.. . its tricky...
-wash your hands (never heard that one before), eat healthy (really? that works?), stay warm (wow.. smart). I mean.. why don't they say: "Don't make out with the random person at the bar" "Don't have sex with the random person at the bar".. then.. not only would we be fighting the common cold.. but there could be a drop of ppl with STDs (gross). genius.

Creepy massage therapist leaves his phone in my office when he has a client. And it rings all the damn time. And when it rings, it rings for ten minutes. annoying.

Anyways.. stay warm. stay happy. stay tuned.
xoxox

Dear Monday.... Bring Thursday Out to Play

Dear Jimbo

I leave for one week. JUST one week.. and you have made it clear that you can't live without me. Mail, messages, new clients, etc.. Its gonna take me a week just to get everything (your life) back in order. Good thing I'm dressed up for this!!!

Lookin good,
Ashley

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Dear Folgers

I LOVE YOU!! really. You are the reason I am able to function properly during the morning hours. I appreciate it.

3 cups in,
Ashley

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Dear Dash

Why? WHY did you have to bark alllllll night long? I don't think we can be friends anymore. I also do not feel very excited about sharing my bed with you tonight.

Tired and displeased,
Ashley
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Dear Mother Nature

Get over this cold stuff. Its not working for me anymore. I can find a few others who will agree. What were you thinking when you decided there needed to be a cold season?! WHO likes to be cold?!?!

very confused, very cold,
Ashley

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Dear John Mayer

Keep up the good work.

Always available,
Ashley

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It's cold outside. It has also been decided that I need to dress up more for work. Why? I don't know. But I am. Christmas was good. It was VERY nice to see my mom. I missed her. It was also wonderful to see Miss Casey again. It had been too long.. I can't EVER let myself go that long without her again. Never again.

I don't really know what to say. Sorry mom. I'm not feeling creative this morning.
Happy Monday!!
xoxox

I LOVE NY

Christmas is RIGHT around the corner!!! Let me sum up what has been going on in my life for the past couple of days...

MY TWIN!!!!
beer
beer
beer
sleepless nights (not the bad kind tho)
secrets (the funny kind)
beer
beer
beer
three hours of sleep... up wayyyy to early. can I complain? NOT AT ALL
Nashville
Aiden Blake
I should go to bed early.. but I dont
Up.. at 4a.m. to fly to NY
almost miss my flight.. BOTH TIMES
babies.. TONS of them.. alll around me.. on the second flight
MY MOM
snow =(
cold weather =(
Wyatt.. my baby brother =)
some late Christmas shopping
the girls and crafts
I need to take a shower
Spaghetti... my favorite
beer
beer
Bill... I love im
texting
I miss Casey
I miss my boys
I miss KY.. but I LOVE NY



Casey has not smoked a cigarette in a couple days.. .YOU GO GIRL!!!!
I am also quitting for the new years
I am loving spending time with my family. I have gond WAY too long not seeing my mom. Shes my best friend and we had a lot to catch up on.
THe only thing I need now.. is some Kye time.


I hope YOU ALL have a good holiday!!! Take advantage of the time spent with family and memories made.

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Wells Fargo,

I would appreciate a heads up.. and also a NICE, FRIENDLY person to talk to while I am on the phone for half an hour. Your rude employee made me half an hour late to work. It also made me rather frustrated. Please reevaluate your collection strategy.

waiting for change, Ashley

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Dear Aunt Caron

I LOVE the Chex Mix we made. I think the half gallon bucket you gave me to take to work is going to be finished soon. Therefor, I will need more.

Still eating, Ashley

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Dear Jimbo

I like to wrap Christmas presents. I do, really. BUT when you keep bringing them in.. after I have put everything away (because you tell me thats all I have to wrap) I get frustrated. I also got two paper cuts. They hurt and I think I should get the day off, with pay, due to my suffering.

Waiting for that raise, Ashley



xoxox
one week till Christmas... and I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY FAMILY!!!

Finally Friday

IT'S FRIDAY!!! and I think my head my explode.. which would not be very pretty. But it might happen.

So this morning.. I woke up late.. ugh. And sat on the phone for half an hour talking to some guy from Wells Fargo (who I have my student loans through) because they want to charge me MORE than normal on my student loan payments. REALLY, WELLS FARGO??!?!? YOU SUCK!!! I told him it wasn't happening.. and unless he bought me a nice cardboard box to move into.. there was no way in hell. He didn't say anything. Soooo crappy beginning to the morning.

I read yesterday that a man was released from prison recently. He had been in prison for 35 years. He was released based on DNA testing that wasn't available at the time of his conviction. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! And when you read the article.. it says that he was the one convicted because a nine year old (or something like that) said he looked like the "black guy with bushy side burns"... gross. I feel so bad for this man. But, hes not angry. So... good for him!
Watch this video!

I really need to get my little brother something for Christmas.. I also need to figure out how to win the lottery and travel to Egypt. I would also like to move to Louisiana.. it is, apparently, the happiest state to live in. However, Hawaii is in second.. so I think I'll choose Hawaii instead. decision made.

I only work for one more day before I get a couple days off for Christmas. I'm pumped. My mom also informed me that she was going to get me charms for my bracelet... YAY!!!

My coffee tastes bad. I mixed two different kinds.. and I think I mixed two different creamers. oops. I'll drink it anyways!

HAVE A GOOD MORNING!!
xoxoxx

TGIF..tomorrow

HAPPY THURSDAY!!!! one day closer to the weekend.. one day closer to a short break from everything. Can't wait.

I woke up at 7:03 this morning.. I'm getting better with this whole early morning thing.

This was in Jimbo's email. Yes, I read his email.. he asks me to.. and he gets some good ones!!

I Believe...
::That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
::That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
::That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had And what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
::That it isn't always enough, to be forgiven by others. Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.
::That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.
::That our background and circumstance’s may have influenced who we are, but, we are responsible for who we become.
::That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life Forever.
::Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
::That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
::That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.
::That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
::That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
::The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything.

Good stuff, huh? Anyways.. Hopefully today is a good day. Making more Chex Mix tonight... I have some we made from last night.. I don't know how long its gonna last!!

Cup-o-Coffee count: 3.. and still going strong

Winter, Winter, Go Away

I am in love with "Heal Over" by KT Tunstall... the lyrics are good and I love her voice.

and this song is sad, yet sweet at the same time.. But like I said here I loooove Joshua Radin.

Every morning.. I wake up, go down stairs, get some coffee, go upstairs, spill a little coffee on the way (oops), set my coffee down, get in the shower, drink my coffee while I get ready. I can't drink it at first.. because its too hot. By the time I get out of the shower.. its perfect. This morning, however, I drank half the cup in one gulp. IT IS SOO COLD!!! I HATE WINTER!!! Even the three step walk to work is miserable!

Creepy Massage Therapist gets on my nerves. I didn't make coffee this morning (because I was on the phone with Casey and fb stalking) and he came in, said something and slammed things around.. so I would know HE was making the coffee. I don't like him, I have decided. He talks too much, asks stupid questions.. and is weird... and hooks up with AT LEAST two different people a day. gross. I think I may be wrong about my gay analogy. Maybe he just stands gay.. and likes to dress like a woman. That screams "I'm gay" pretty loud.. but all the people hes making out with are women. go figure.

I wish it was warm outside.

I miss my mom. 6 more days!!

I had a really creepy dream last night.. one the involves me having kids. I don't wanna have that dream anymore. I need a bigger dream catcher. ha.

I have two new little sisters. Darian and Emilee. So stay tuned.

I'm gonna blame the weather for my lack of interest in working out. good enough for me.

Aunt Caron and I moved a TON of furniture last night. We made the garage a place where ppl can hang out for the holidays. Paw Steve doesn't like it.

It was cold last night, too

I wanna cuddle and watch movies. any takers?!

Jimbo keeps taking my cigarettes

gonna go face this weather for a cigarette. worth it? I'm thinkin' not so much.. but damn that small bit that is..

YAY!!!! more PICTURES!!!!

A couple pictures from my weekend in NashVegas.. in no particular order.


My "brothers" and I.. I LOVE these boys Some random girl who wouldn't stop talking. To get her to stop talking... I took a picture!
Brady HAD to make the picture... better..
My favorite boys
Casey and I


Brady was my boyfriend in case anyone hit on me... I was told by a gay guy that I did good! GO ME!!
Twin
again
again

the girls
My favorite

jeesh

There is a giant ice-berg floating towards Australia. It broke off from Antarctica. If that doesn't scream "GLOBAL WARMING REALLY IS HAPPENING, IF YOU DON'T PAY MORE ATTENTION, THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!" Then I don't know what will. Icebergs are f'in scary. I mean, really?! They are ginormous!! So deceiving.

This morning had an awful start. I found out I can't start school until Sept. prolly... for reasons I do not want to discuss. But it sucks. I was excited. I'll have to wait a little bit longer. Sitting in this ugly office.. listening to Jimbo scream "Ashley, come here!" every time he feels the need to make me stand there for 15 minutes until he remembers he wanted me to fax something.. or find out where his girlfriend is... uugghh.. over it.

I need a break. I also need to crawl into bed with Dennis. He is a good cuddler (for those of you who don't know who Dennis is.. he is the stuffed animal I have had since... ever). I also want to kick someone in the shin. So it hurts.. and their eyes water. It would make me feel better.

I got an email today about crazy ways you can solve every day dilemmas. Apparently cutting a lime in half and rubbing it on your forehead will take away the throbbing from a headache.

Yesterday I had my first attempt at driving standard. eesh. I don't think I did too bad... still needs some work tho.

I think its time for coffee and a cigarette..

xoxox

Creepy Massage Therapist Update

Creepy Massage Therapist update::

Creepy Massage Therapist informed me this morning that he was at my house this weekend. You may ask "Why was he in your house, Ashley?" This is my answer...

I live with my Aunt in lower town Paducah. She has a studio connected to the house where she makes rugs. Once a month my aunt has to open her studio to the public. She did so this past Saturday. So Creepy Massage Therapist and his poor, unknowing wife came in. Not only did they see the studio... but the rest of the house as well (sometimes there are creepy, nosy people who want to see the whole house. Why? I don't f'in know.). So they did... Which mean he prolly saw my bedroom.. and where I sleep.. creeeeepy. Now he knows that if he stands outside of my window.. he can see me naked.. like the rest of the damn neighborhood.. eesh.

Now, I know that Creepy Massage Therapist is not in the market for a rug. I know that he doesn't live in the neighborhood. Why.. WHY was he there?!?!

Weekend of Fun

My weekend in Nashville:
-singing with Casey on the way there (like songbirds, as Casey put it)
-No smoking in Casey's car =(
-littering.. sorry, Earth
-Logan's for a beer
-Elvis
-Elvis has a girlfriend
-quick shower
-I get ready faster than my twin
-Play
-Lots of dancing
-Lots of avoiding
-Hot gay boys.. and "straight" boys
-stalker.. creepy.. he is NEVER getting a phone call again
-ugly play boy
-ewwwwwww
-hang over
-McDonalds, two orange juices, a large coke and hash browns
-creepy play boy
-sleeeeeep
-Subway
-still hung over
-ID search
-I find Twin's ID
-Halo (watching)
-Sleep
-Girls time
-Beer
-Cigarettes
-Downtown
-Rain
-Too many losers dressed up as Santa
-Bad Karaoke
-Walking
-"The Wind"
-Pictures
-Poorly Dressed People
-Walking in the Rain
-Play
-Drag show.. Drag Queen+wheel chair=bad drag show
-fire alarm
-bitch slapping
-beer pouring
-dancing
-elevators
-drama
-Rain
-cigarettes
-beer
-beer
-beer
-cigarettes
-Go to bed early
-pack
-I miss my favorite boys already
-singing in the car
-Nolan
-Chloe
-Chicken
-bed early
-New York in a week!!!!


Stay tuned for pictures!!!

I am waiting for another week to pass quickly... My mom says I sound bitter when I write.. I disagree. I am not bitter, I just have my own opinions!! jeeze.

I need coffee... and lunch.. (which will be without Casey today... feel better, hunnie bear!!)

p.s. All you guys out there.. it is VERY annoying when you don't know the difference between too and to... and then you say "lol" after EVERY, SINGLE, MESSAGE. Learn how to speak (text) properly... I know I am not the best speller in the whole world.. but... work on it. its annoying and very unattractive.

Baby It's Cold Outside **

Dear, whoever stole Jimbo's jacket last night
I think it is very stupid of you not to check and see if you have the right jacket before you take it. Not only did your mistake cause me to drive to work at 12:30 in the morning.. but I didn't get any sleep last night and came in late for work (my decision, but I'm going to blame it on you). Please check to make sure you grabbed your OWN belongings next time.

tired in KY, Ashley

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Dear, Granddaddy Sills
I think it is very ungodly of you to hang up on me when your upset. All I was trying to do was tell you that I can handle my own issues, I don't need you to do it for me. There was no need to get defensive and yell when I wasn't doing either of those things to you. I think that rudeness.. is mean. Being mean is a sin... something to think about?

your granddaughter, Ashley

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Dear, Mother
I know you are excited to see me. I also know I am your oldest, most attractive, favorite child. However (and this is a big however), You do not need to call me a thousand times (and leave voicemails that I won't EVER listen to) when I don't answer my phone. I am busy. I will call you back. Promise. Also, I know you are excited to see me.. I am excited to see you too. Please don't be late picking me up at the airport. That would suck.

getting kinda homesick, Ashley

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Dear, staff of Mother Dunkans

TURN UP THE HEAT!!!!! I was freezing my ass off (literally. its still there) eating my lunch. Its not a very pleasant feeling in the winter. You are supposed to feel warm and toasty when you go inside during the winter. Please consider making the environment a little less... Eskimo friendly

frostbit and freezing, Ashley

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My thoughts today:

I need five o'clock to get here fast. I want to go to Nashville and I want to go now!!

I wish I had more time to eat my lunch today. I ate too fast and now my stomach hurts

I am tired.. and would like to apologize ahead of time, to Casey, for falling asleep in the car on the way to Nashville. I may not.. but I may.

Bluegrass Reporting brought in 1/2 a dozen Bar desserts... yummmm.

Jimbo really needs to lighten up

I wanna go to bed

coffee is not working this morning. I think that it now runs through my blood.. therefor it has no effect (but I am still drinking my newly filled cup of coffee)

Whenever I get married.. in 50 years.. I need to inform this lucky, lucky man that the only thing I require (besides good sex) is coffee in the mornings before I get out of bed. I will love you FOREVER if you can do that for me. I will never get mad at you or yell or be upset. I promise!!

31/2 more hours till work is done. Anyone know of a good way to pass time?

1 hour, 48 minutes

I don't mean to write a thousand times today.... but I am bored and I can't help it.

Bad news for me... I think Matt Nathanson is gay.. I guess that means we can't have babies together.. and I get serenaded nightly. ugh. oh well. There is still Jason Mraz.. John Mayer and Joshua Radin.. and about a thousand others. My chances are good! hahahaha.. Too bad those aren't the guys I actually go for. Go figure.


I have a smokers cough. Think my grandparents have noticed? HA!
I also need to pack tonight and get ready for Nashville tomorrow.. bitchy Casey (who, btw, almost killed me today on the way back from lunch) informed me that we are hittin' the road right after work.

My boss is going to drive me to insanity. I swear. When he yells for me to come into his office... I mock him.. and mumble to myself the whole time.. because I get pissed. I hate when people scream for me. Pick up the phone, hit line 12 and then say, over the phone, can you come here please? No need for yelling.

Creepy massage therapist touched my shoulder today. It was weird.

I had pizza for lunch.. it wasn't as good as I wanted it to be. The dessert pizza was good tho.. even if Casey disagrees with me.

I need to buy gloves.. my hands freeze when I go outside to smoke. Its not fun. I got yelled at today by one of Jimbo's clients about how bad smoking was for me. Oh well. So is being an ass hole.. but he doesn't seem too worried about that.

Good Stuff

saw this today... I love it.


"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
-Bob Marley


A work in progress

Smoking Is Bad For You

I am very tired this morning. Not in a good mood... for reasons I don't want to type. There is also no coffee left in the office. Maybe the guy upstairs has some? hmmm.. It is also very cold and windy today. I seriously need to start thinking about moving to where it is warm.. orrr... Maybe I will just work from home... and NEVER go outside in the winter. EVER. I think that is a good idea.

I went to the mall with Casey last night.. so her son could see Santa. He was NOT feeling it. Pictures soon.

I have also decided that I am going to become celibate. That way.. I can't have interest in guys. That would make life easier. hmm. I'm obviously just kidding. ME?! celibate?!?! fu*k no. I don't think that is an option for me ... anyone that knows me would agree.

NASHVILLE TOMORROW!!! YAY!!!

Here are my thoughts for this morning...

::.I can't want to see my mom and be in NY (even tho I am not coming out of the house until it is time to leave).::
::.I have no idea what I am doing for lunch today.::
::.My hair looks crazy right now.. and I don't care.::
::.I think I need to cut back on my coffee/smoking habbit. It can't be good.::
::.I am going to rent a hot guy, who doesn't talk or wear clothes, to cuddle with me at night.::
::.I don't wanna see my boss today.. he has been getting on my nerves.::
::.I think I am gonna convince my baby (he hates when I call him my baby brother.. because hes like five feet taller than me) brother to take me hunting with him. Then I can talk to him the whole morning.. drink whiskey with him.. and make him miss his shot.. he has killed enough deer this season.. and I'm starting to feel bad for them.::
::.I am also going to go out to the bars with him.. and tell all the girls that hit on him that I am his girlfriend... if I like one.. then I'll let him hit on her. But I have decided for him that he needs to be more picky about his female choices.. he picks some ugly chicks and I CANT have ugly nieces and nephews (because we all know hes gonna knock someone up any day now.. If he hasn't already).::
::.I think its time for a cigarette.::
::.When I quit smoking, I'm gonna start running.::
::.I want to learn something new.::
::.Work is boring.. I can't wait to finish school.. IN NINE MONTHS!!!.::
::.I have pink shoes on.::
::.I could go for a beer.. and its only 9:17 a.m. Does that make me an alcoholic?.::

I hope the morning gets better. I would kill for my bed right now.. and Dennis (the stuffed animal I have slept with since.. well forever. Its a white cat. Where does the name Dennis come from? who knows. Is it kinda weird that I'm 21 years old and still sleep with a stuffed animal? mayyybe... but I need some kinda cuddle action!!!).

stay warm
xoxoxox

Sex @ Work... try it sometime

Sooo I'm pretty sure the creepy massage therapist has sex with his clients. I heard him making out with two of the women who have come in... just this morning. gross. He is sooo gross.. ugly, weird, smells funny.. etc. So yeah! WTF. And he could at least cheat on his wife with a gay guy.. then my predictions about his sexuality would be satisfied. I am positive he is at least bisexual. positive.

He has been bugging me today, too. In the morning.. he drinks like four cups of coffee... and just stands there.. looking. At what?! I don't have the slightest idea. Maybe trying to figure out which one of his clients he can get the biggest tip out of.. and about how he should shower because he just fuc*ed one in his.. room. So he just stands, staring. weird. I want to look at him and ask, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" But I don't and I don't know why. I hope he figures out how to work modern day technology and reads this one day. Put the idea in his head that I know... his secrets. The walls are thin. But I guess we all need to get ours, so, YOU GO, GIRL!!

Turquoise is My Favorite Color

I got new shoes (My Granny gave them to me). They look like wingtip dress shoes (Thank you, Old Dan, I know that because of you). They are pink.. and I love them. I also got some cute stuff to go out in this weekend (Thanks to a shopping trip with Ms. Casey) and... none of it is slutty!!! YAY for mee!!!

I talked to Old Dan, who did good on his psych final.. I take credit.. because I made him listen to me jabber about my classes when I was in New York. So he knew everything before he even took the class. I think that is an unfair advantage.

One of the big news stories today on Yahoo! is that McDonalds sales are dropping. GOOD!!! we need quite a few people to lose weight around here! STOP EATING MCDONALDS. Showing how interesting we all are and what we consider good news.. Turquoise is the color of 2010... Now that is some valuable info. We also don't know what to call this decade. Honestly? okay. I'm moving to a different country.. one where these things aren't issues and I don't have to wake up early. Not Italy tho. or Panama. Fuck them.
I think this is a HUGE issue. Someone needs to write a story about how we care about pointless info and waste a good news story on the color of the year.. and the big "name of the decade mind boggler." ugh.

Typing Wills is depressing. I have to do it for work. I don't wanna think about who will get my stuff when I die... and if I'm going to give my grandson Timmy $10,000 instead of giving it to Jenny.. because Timmy is more helpful (just an example of what a woman told me. I suggested she just split it in half.. that was not an option)

Its Wednesday. The 9th. It is also four more months till my birthday!! 4 more months till an awkward weekend spent with BOTH of my parents... the first time since I met my dad... when I was seven. awesome. can't wait.

I think it is third cup of coffee time. Then hopefully the morning passes quickly.. then it's lunch time with Casey.. then hopefully the afternoon passes quickly... then I can go home and take a nap.

Toodels!
xoxox

Ashley, Meet Josh. The Pleasure is ALL Mine

I loooove hearing music I've never heard before. Pandora is a God send!



This song, "They Bring Me To You" is really cute. I like it. Also, "I'd Rather Be With You" is adoooorable. It doesn't hurt that Mr. Joshua Radin is gorgeous, plays the guitar, has a nice voice and sings about love. What more could a girl ask for?! A weird thing about his songs.. All (most) the songs' titles have the word "you" in them.

The Terminix guy came today. Hit on me. bummed a cigarette... weird.

I am also going to venture down to the creepy basement to get the Christmas tree (Fake, not cool. But whatever).

36 minutes till lunch. the countdown begins.

Peeping Toms+awkward eye contact = I need curtins

Every morning I take a shower and go through my routine. Most of that said routine involves no clothes (its just how I do it). This would not be a topic of discussion.. however my morning involved quite a bit of laughter and a tad bit of embarrassment.. so I thought I would share

I live on the second floor of my aunts house. There are three rather large windows on the biggest wall in my room.. looking directly into my bathroom door. These windows don't have any curtains.. or blinds.. or anything (I've asked for them. My aunt said no.. she said she spent too much money on her windows to have them covered up). Sooo I walk out of the bathroom.. past the windows, over to my dresser.. to get clothes.. yes to eventually put clothes on. On my way back past the windows.. what do I see?!?!? Two guys looking into my windows!! perfect. ugh.

Now.. I know that because I have these three country sized windows in my bedroom, I prolly shouldn't walk by them naked if I don't want creepy pervs breaking their necks to look into them. I however had the mind set for a while that I didn't care if anyone saw me naked. Its not a big deal. And it wouldn't be a big deal.. if I hadn't of seen them looking at me. But I did, we made eye contact... it was awkward.

Will I continue to walk by my windows naked? Probably. Will I look outside while I am walking by, so I may happen to see someone getting a peep show, my treat? Absolutely NOT.


Anyways.. I am no longer house/tater bug sitting. I slept poodle dog free last night. My Aunt Caron got me an awesome shirt tho.. Its pink (of course) and says "I want to be Barbie, the bitch has everything." I thought it was funny. And its my favorite color.

I hate the weather today. Rain is never fun and it makes the day look depressing.

Casey is coming over for lunch. We are gonna have manicotti for the thousandth time in a row (not that I mind.. its delicious).

Hope your having a sunny day, I sure as hell am not. COFFEE TIME!!!
xoxox

Two Hours Till Lunch

It was a pleasantly slow weekend. Considering I have nothing but craziness in the weeks ahead... I appreciated it.

Beer and an HBO show with some porn star.. cant remember her name.. who spends the entire show topless and most of it bottomless.. asking questions about sex... That was my Friday night.
Now.. here are my thoughts on that (wish I could remember the name of the show.. but I guesss that shows how good it was).. 1. if you have so many questions about sex.. Google it... or have more sex.. and you wont have as many questions. 2. Why does the show have to pick the DUMBEST person ever to be the host?! I mean.. sure, she is cute.. but there has to be more attractive porn stars than the girl who is on it now.. and she has fake boobs (fake=not cool). 3. It asks questions like.. How many mammals masturbate.. Who really gives a fuck?!?! 4.It also asks dumb questions like.."What is a guys favorite position?"... Who REALLY doesn't know that answer.. and if you don't... your either a. an idiot or b. under the age of 15. (I'm not even gonna say what it is.. you should know!!!!!!) So my verdict.. entertaining? yes, while you are drinking. Funny? kinda.. annoying? most definitely.


Saturday consisted of... nothing. which was wonderful.

Sunday I spent the majority of my day trying to give someone the hint that he needed to leave me alone. Finally I made up an excuse and went to Casey's. Got back to Caron's (I've been house sitting all weekend).. Was sitting on the computer, listening to music.. when Tater (the poodle dog with big-dog syndrome) started barking like crazy.. running downstairs and barking out the window. My Aunt Caron's house makes noises.. its old.. and like Casey so nicely told me while I was on the phone with her, scared shitless, there are a lot of places for someone to hide (stupid? childish? maybe. But I am afraid of the dark and I am not ashamed to admit it. I also don't like to be home alone). I called Casey, who also doesn't like to be home alone, then hurriedly went over there to stay the night. Safely sleeping with two poodle dogs. big sigh.

Now, on this shitty Monday (trying to stay positive, obviously) I am praying that this week goes by quickly so I can see my favorite boys and go out dancing sooner. I need to think of something to wear.. prolly something a little slutty.. but not trampy.. ha (make sense?).

So I was reading an article about global warming.. I hate reading about that shit. It scares me. It also makes me pissed because my future children or grandchildren.. are gonna have a shitty place to live. Why are we so stupid? Why is the ozone layer so easily damaged? Why can't some genius fix it already?! I mean, there has to be a cure.. there is one for (practically) everything else. ha.. I am very uneducated about global warming.. but I do know I don't like it and I do know that this past decade has been the warmest.. ever.

another random.. I need a good book to read... any suggestions? appreciate it.

OH! and some good news.. I'm gonna finish school in 8-9 months. YAY!!!!

xoxox

Thursday Morning Blues

I think I was meant to be anything but someone who has to wake up in the morning. I'm grumpy this morning.. let me tell you why...

1. I should wake up at 7.. but I CANT... I am physically not able to.
2. I hate the morning cold.. and the frost (in the winter)
3. Traffic SUCKS
4. I always look like I drank a bottle of tequila on my way home from my Aunt Caron's... Guess I just naturally wake up... beautiful (cough cough)
5. I hate feeling like all I wanna do is lay down.. then I have to take a 20 minute shower and stand the whole time (sometimes ... I actually just sit down. and yes, I do take long showers and I can't help it)
6. My eyes refuse to stay open
7. Many people don't understand that I am grumpy in the morning.. don't remind me.. don't tease, don't get upset... just understand and shut up
8. Lately... I hate waking up by myself.
9. I can't find an alarm that is actually pleasant to wake up to.. so every morning.. I am woken up by an obnoxious sound..

Also, this morning, the coffee maker was left on at work... so it smells bad in here...



anyways.. ranting over.. Recent news from pIah... He has decided that he is going to do WHATEVER he has to do to win me back. As soon as he finishes school. Nothing is going to stop him.. he is going wherever I am... and getting me back. If I say no? he will change my mind... I just hope I don't get any more dick pictures. good luck..

Tiger Woods... oooo Tiger Woods.. My first thought.. everyone needs to leave him alone. Lots of ppl cheat, lots of ppl get caught.. some people even get killed over it (eesh). He is doing the same thing 80% of unhappy guys in this country do. Ok ok, so you say he famous? SO WHAT!!!!! Do we really not have anything more interesting than hearing about someone .... we don't even know.. and their relationship with their family? Just tap your neighbors phone line.. I bet you'll hear juicer gossip from them than you will watching the news.

Something else you may see on Yahoo! that is disturbing.. A man delayed kissing his bride.... so he could post a status on Facebook. I don't even have an instant reaction to that (and I usually do to everything). REALLY?!?!?!? Someone needs to tell his wife to file for divorce... and that she married a loser... that's just.. gross.


My little brother (Wyatt, hes 4) told my mom that he only had 19 more days till he got his Ashley back. Melted my heart. Made my week... Can't wait to go home!! Something else I am excited about? Nashville next weekend... dancing, live music, beer, family, friends... what else could you really ask for?
xoxoxo

YAY!!! PICTURES!!!

The pictures I promised... notice the new hair!!! (yay)

You will see many pictures of my twin and I... one of gorgeous Casey, my friend from high school; Ted, my favorite drag queen.. and just more of my twin and I. Cory Camp... I heart you.

You Either Get A Man With No Teeth, Or One With Too Much Hair

This morning I decided that I am going to spend the rest of my life trying to capture Jason Mraz's heart.



Not really... but wouldn't that be nice?


Soo recently.. there has been this guy who won't leave me alone. You may ask if it is pIah... but it is not. So because he is getting on my nerves... I am going to vent. His name, one I choose not to mention. However... He won't get the hint.. which brings me to the question of.. Why don't men EVER get the hint?! I mean, how often do women say things/send obvious signals... and they just never get it. I feel that I am quite obvious about things. I don't really waste my time with people or sugar coating things.. especially to people of the opposite sex (unless I feel it is worth pursuing in the future.. and he is not). Hes gorgeous. VERY gorgeous... but like I said from the very beginning.. something just isn't right about him. And not that I know what it is now.. but its starting to get more and more annoying.

So.. anyways.. I feel that my personal montage is getting.. too long. Also, on a complete different topic.. The weird massage therapist in my office is constantly creeping me out more and more. Someone really needs to inform him that how he feels.. is just how gay men naturally feel and it is okay.

I am officially going to NY on the 22nd. I cant wait to see my mom.. and my brothers and sister.. it has been wayyy too long.

I saw a man with one tooth today. Just one front tooth. gross. I also saw a man who had a jungle growing out of his nostrils. Someone should really give him some clippers for Christmas. I would never ever ever let my husband do that.. no matter how old we got. ever. ewww.

this video is awesome. guess who?

this is what I decided I want in the future and for the rest of my life.. still a work in progress

:: A dog, 2.5 kids, a house with a small spa inside of it so I can work from home, live on the beach, a job i love, a husband who is nice/awesome/wonderful/a good kisser/good in bed/passionate/ambitious/NOT fat, my twin living next door, warm weather all the time, a volleyball net in my back yard, guitar lessons, a car that isn't attracted to trees... that's about it for now.:: hmmm I think that's possible. we'll see!! HA.