jeesh

There is a giant ice-berg floating towards Australia. It broke off from Antarctica. If that doesn't scream "GLOBAL WARMING REALLY IS HAPPENING, IF YOU DON'T PAY MORE ATTENTION, THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!" Then I don't know what will. Icebergs are f'in scary. I mean, really?! They are ginormous!! So deceiving.

This morning had an awful start. I found out I can't start school until Sept. prolly... for reasons I do not want to discuss. But it sucks. I was excited. I'll have to wait a little bit longer. Sitting in this ugly office.. listening to Jimbo scream "Ashley, come here!" every time he feels the need to make me stand there for 15 minutes until he remembers he wanted me to fax something.. or find out where his girlfriend is... uugghh.. over it.

I need a break. I also need to crawl into bed with Dennis. He is a good cuddler (for those of you who don't know who Dennis is.. he is the stuffed animal I have had since... ever). I also want to kick someone in the shin. So it hurts.. and their eyes water. It would make me feel better.

I got an email today about crazy ways you can solve every day dilemmas. Apparently cutting a lime in half and rubbing it on your forehead will take away the throbbing from a headache.

Yesterday I had my first attempt at driving standard. eesh. I don't think I did too bad... still needs some work tho.

I think its time for coffee and a cigarette..

xoxox