Monday, December 28, 2009

Dear Monday.... Bring Thursday Out to Play

Dear Jimbo

I leave for one week. JUST one week.. and you have made it clear that you can't live without me. Mail, messages, new clients, etc.. Its gonna take me a week just to get everything (your life) back in order. Good thing I'm dressed up for this!!!

Lookin good,
Ashley

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Dear Folgers

I LOVE YOU!! really. You are the reason I am able to function properly during the morning hours. I appreciate it.

3 cups in,
Ashley

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Dear Dash

Why? WHY did you have to bark alllllll night long? I don't think we can be friends anymore. I also do not feel very excited about sharing my bed with you tonight.

Tired and displeased,
Ashley
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Dear Mother Nature

Get over this cold stuff. Its not working for me anymore. I can find a few others who will agree. What were you thinking when you decided there needed to be a cold season?! WHO likes to be cold?!?!

very confused, very cold,
Ashley

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Dear John Mayer

Keep up the good work.

Always available,
Ashley

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It's cold outside. It has also been decided that I need to dress up more for work. Why? I don't know. But I am. Christmas was good. It was VERY nice to see my mom. I missed her. It was also wonderful to see Miss Casey again. It had been too long.. I can't EVER let myself go that long without her again. Never again.

I don't really know what to say. Sorry mom. I'm not feeling creative this morning.
Happy Monday!!
xoxox

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