Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Return of the Italian Stalion

hhhmmmmm It was a busy weekend!!

side note: I am in love with Matt Nathanson

Halloween was fun! Lots of interesting happenings. Bonfires (a favorite) and beer (another favorite) and good friends (yet another favorite). Some new friends (hmm). New Dan decided to visit (I don't know if that's a favorite or not, I'm leaning towards the second one). I never got to be God's gift to Men... which was kind of disappointing. However, I did go to the Market House Theater with my grandparents and their friend (I think they are trying to age me by 30 years so I can hang out with them ALL. THE. TIME.) and Dan. It was really good. I was pleasantly surprised! We saw "Tom, Dick and Harry." While it was very stressful, I laughed the entire time.. But don't get me wrong; my grandmother laughed so much and loud enough for everyone within a mile radius of her to thoroughly enjoy the show. While I didn't get to go to Nashville and see my three cousins, I think that staying in Paducah was a good alternative (especially when I could have come home with the swine flu... Ill pass. Thanks. But I'm glad your feeling better Aiden).

While I sit here.. bored.. I find that I get a kick out of my entire predicament. Last night my Aunt Caron decided to take it upon herself to find me a "booty call." Apparently my ENTIRE family got a bad vibe from Dan and Caron has decided to take things into her own hands. There are a few requirements.. some that aren't appropriate... But being attractive and gaining her approval are the main two. I think that as long as he is not Dan everyone will be happy. Which is sad, but relieving; I'm not the only who sees it... and is annoyed by it (well, maybe I'm the only one annoyed).

another side note: I am also in love with Jon Mcglaughlin

I am beginning to think that I need to find myself a musician. Someone who can serenade me... write sappy songs that make me cry. Heartbreaking, in a good way. Also.. not 20 years old or from a different country.. no offense to any of you foreigners out there... but I just cannot deal with your drama!!! You are all FULL of it!!!

Aside from my drama filled love life.. and some things related that are better left untouched.. Things are good (its all okay, mom). There is a meet and greet this weekend at my aunts/ grandparents for the artist whose art is in the house.. Should be fun. I'm gonna meet a new friend.. maybe a drinking buddy.. who knows. Also.. work is keeping me... NOT BUSY!! I have been spending WAY too much time with a man who hits on me.. but also constantly talks about his desire to dress like a woman <> So he boggles my mind. Wish me luck =)

2 comments:

  1. hahahahaha, this blog was totally all over the place, and I think that's what made it fun to read... you are a cool cat...beware the cross-dressing friend...oh, and the booty calls too...hahahaha

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  2. why thank you!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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