Vanilla and Cereal Flavored Yogurt is Disgusting

You'll never guess what happened to me yesterday!!!!

...deep breath...


I was on my way to my Aunt Carons... driving Rat's car.. when I see an itty bitty dog running across a busy street and almost getting hit by copious amounts of cars (im using big words today). So I decide I am going to try to catch him.. maybe he will have a number on his tag.. something.. I just didn't want him to get run over. 20 minutes later.. I am still going 5 mph.. holding up traffic.. following a three pound dog that looks like he just rolled on a dead bird, in a mud puddle, a mud hole, a garbage dumpster.. etc.. So this little dog is just trotting along.. happily running in front of cars (maybe he wasn't very happy if he was doing that.. but he had such a happy spring in his trot!) I get out of the car... try to call him.. but no such luck.. I guess he didn't like me. He just kept running along. So I decide there isn't much more I can do.. it had to be far from home... I mean.. he was literally trotting across town.. running in front of cars (he wasn't very smart). Well, I get in my car, put on my seat belt.. and then...




... the poor dog..




..I cried..



.. he got hit by a damn blue car!!! It was awful!!! I cried... It was sad.

Then.. I look around me.. and I have no idea where I am. As soon as nervousness starts to set in about how I am going to get home.. some bitch woman beeped her horn at me and scared the shit out of me.. I was holding up traffic... Like... 20 cars worth of traffic... poor dog.

Sooooo (I had a busy night last night.. so here comes more.. get comfortable) I finally find my way home.. which is surprising because I could not find my way out of a wet paper bag. Really.. its bad. Rat and Caron have made dinner.. and need me to go get beer.. which I do. and cigarettes. The three of us try to finagle these space heaters.. that were my great grandparents.. prolly their great grandparents before that.. because it was cold out (and we cant smoke in the garage anymore). I put on about three layers of Aunt Caron's clothes.. and the beer drinking begins.

Cory had called while I was preparing myself for another night. Caron told me he was coming in tomorrow... but I had this feeling that he was coming in today.. I don't know why.. but I did..

So anyways.. we decide to build a fire in the yard. and we do.. successfully (good job Rat) and start talking, as usual.. about family drama and a few other people (who wont be a topic of discussion for much longer.. cough.. Dan) and how some of those people are fuck heads.. cough cough. (I think there was a rabid raccoon somewhere last night.. it kept making funny noises.. freaking me out). Guess who came over?!?!?! CORY!!! and he had Aiden with him... even better (this kid is the cutest little boy EVER). My best friend was there!!! I love him so Much.. I love you Cory. So we talk.. about things we don't want the entire world knowing.. and catch up.. talk about how fucking stupid Dan is.. shit.. he pisses me off! And I was happy. Old Dan called me! About time (but i pissed him off last week.. and of course he has to act like an ass because of it.. love you!)!!

So needless to say.. I was ecstatic. O!! I forgot!! Rat tried to scare Caron earlier that night.. and peed her pants.. HA!

Wellll I was up till 330. I had to be up at 7 but didn't get up till 7:30. I think the alarm on my phone is broken.. or that's just my excuse for not setting it correctly while I was hammered.. my bad.

I got ready.. talked to my grandparents about how Dan is making me look like a tramp and a whore.. (awkward words to come from your religious grandparents).. o well.

The worst thing about this morning?! I think someone is trying to kill me. Maybe its my grandmother (its not.. but.. I'm just sayin').. She gave me this yogurt to eat for breakfast.. it tasted like baby vomit.. because the baby ate disgusting baby food and couldn't keep it down.. then my grandmother packaged it up.. and gave it to me. So.. a piece of advice.. don't eat Activia, Vanilla and cereal flavored yogurt.. its awful.. and that's being nice.

So today... I'm going to Tribeccas with Cory... and going to Nashville tonight. To dance.. and attempt not to get kicked out of Play... a gay bar in Nashville that yours truly has been kicked out of.. for being too drunk.. oops. Maybe they won't recognize me.

Thats all I've got for now. I'm going to listen to good music.. and wait for some time to pass by.. faster than it is now..




HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!! I KNOW I WILL!!!