OOO The Things We Do.

First off..

"She is Love" by Parachute is the most adorable song I have heard.. at least all morning. Its the kind of love every single person should have.. or at the very least, experience once in their lifetime. Soooo if your reading this.. watch the video, its cute

Anyways.. I was supposed to get my nails done last night.. but the lady who was going to do them.. found out her boyfriend was cheating on her.. and couldn't come over. Those damn guys.

I tried to get all of my stuff in my bedroom put together and organized.. I hate when things are messy... but I wasn't terribly successful. I went to bed early instead. I am still exhausted.. this coffee better start working.. because I might start to get impatient.

So this is the thing that really made me want to write on here this morning: I was reading stuff on Yahoo! and came across an article about a game.. yes, a game... where men can date virtual girls. virtual girls. as in.. not real. As in created by some nerd perv who gets his rocks off watching Pokemon. gross. This game is around only in Japan, i think. And the wives of these men playing these games (why would married men have a Nintendo DS to begin with?.. That would be my first question to my fucked up husband).. are getting upset, saying that their husbands are cheating on them.
Ok girls.. If your husband is spending more time VIRTUALLY kissing and holding hands with a VIRTUAL girl.. he is not doing something wrong. is he weird? yes, hes fucked up.. but this is where you are wrong... on a couple of levels:
1. You married this fucked up man who literally dates a video game.
2. You must be doing something.. if not a couple things wrong if your husband is getting his action from a girl... who doesn't even exist.. and not only does she not exist.. she is a cartoon.

So these women want to be upset their husband is spending more time with a video game?! These poor (and yes, fucked up men) should be the ones pissed off... they get so little action.. they are happy VIRTUALLY (as in they touch the screen with their finger.. the screen) holding hands and kissing a girl who tells them what to do to make them happy... and isn't even real!!!!
I wonder if you can get in a fight with your virtual girlfriend. I also wonder how that goes.. Prolly pretty well for the men.. They can just set her down on the table.. or turn her OFF (as in power button.. something you do to your TV. or your vibrator..hell. because girls.. you better get one. You should prolly just date it. They are a lot less needy than the virtual girlfriends) when she gets too bitchy. Also.. You can date more than one girl at a time. How the hell do you do that?!?! how big is this virtual world of girls? and how do they not find out about each other?! Aw hell. I really hope this does not make its way to American guys (because God knows I can't handle anyone who is not from America... no offense).
So this is the picture of one of the many options on your virtual girlfriend... Soooooooooo......

Not ONLY are these guys ENJOYING dating virtual girls... they are literally dating GIRLS. This "girl" looks like shes 9. This is a whole new thing that is beyond messed up. And it also shows that these messed up guys who like video games too much.. are also cradle robbers. I mean, really?!?!? plus.. who the hell wears a sailor outfit anymore?!?! Well.. I do know who.. 9 year old girls who get dressed by their mom.. BECAUSE THEY ARE NINE!!!!

ugh. I cant go on about that anymore. However.. something else that also caught my attention.. 2009's word of the year. I was thinking I would click on it.. expand my knowledge a little.. learn a cool word. ..

of course NOT!!! the word of the year... is "unfriend" taken from FACEBOOK!!!!! ( o and btw.. the word comes up as misspelled on my computer). Don't get me wrong, I love facebook... but the damn word of the year is something used on facebook?!?!

This is what the article read...

"Unfriend was defined as a verb that means to remove someone as a "friend" on a social networking site such as Facebook. 'It has both currency and potential longevity,' said Christine Lindberg, senior lexicographer for Oxford's U.S. dictionary program, in a statement."

UGH.... These articles both just made and shit on my day. On one hand.. We are messed up. On the other hand.. its funny as hell.

I'm gonna go read the dictionary.. That just killed a couple brain cells..

HAVE A FABULOUS DAY!! xoxox