Tuesday

I have found that when I am in a good mood I am much more sarcastic. More rambling.. I have more to say and less of it makes sense. Which i Consider fun. Sooo a good thing. Today, my mood isn't bad. So lets see.

I'm pretty sure creepy massage therapist gave another happy ending today (gross). More and more I am hearing his clients ask me if I have let him give me a massage yet (ummmmm NO. NEVER) I always reply (with the biggest/fakest smile) "Nope, not yet" then they proceed to tell me that I should, I am missing out. ---he may be good... but I will pass. In a heart beat. I mean, creepy is his first name.. soooo am I the only one missing something?

THe bachelor was one last night. I think he gonna pick the one EVERYONE hates. ok, ok... so shes a person.. a huge bitch, but a person. Gia (one of my favorites) said that she deserves love like anyone else. Ummmm no, sorry, Gia but she does NOT. Shes a bitch. She deserves an ass hole. At least someone who will tell her parents that she is in fact NOT a princess.. and knock her off her high, imaginary white horse. Its disturbing. I want him to pick Tenly. Just because shes cute... and bubbly.. and so is he. They match. sooo OBVIOUSLY they are meant to be. DUH.

pIah news... I got TWO new dick pictures last night. Not one, but two. TWO. got that? TWO. All I have to say to that is (not really.. but play along) .. WHAT. THE. FUCK. When did he fall off the loony train? And when he did, was he with me? How did I miss it? Ok, I admit it .... he was good in bed. I may have been blind to his craziness...BUT like I said before.. dicks are NOT attractive. It doesn't make me miss him.. It doesn't make me miss sex with him.. It especially doesn't make me want to have phone sex with him. I makes me want to vomit and it makes me see why I won't go back to him. --He wants to give me another chance. Prove to him that I have changed. Wellll the only thing that has changed is that I am happier. What has not changed is that I can't stand him. So i don't really see where he thinks a relationship is going to work. Also.. he sends dick pictures. gross. If thats what I wanted.. I would cozy up in bed and sleep next to my computer with some porn. But I don't. Why? 1. I have a good imagination. 2. I DON'T THINK DICKS ARE SEXY (and porn is just too funny). Let me know if you need me to repeat number 2 again. I will. Just for you. Soooo all night.. I got texts from him trying to caox me into having phone sex with him (its hard to say no when you haven't had sex in a couple of months.. I mean, take what you can get, right? wrong. I mean... I do have standards.. haha)

Its almost time to go home. I am exhausted. I also spent two hours on the phone with my ex/friend, Dave. He might come see me next week. for two days. Hes gonna drive. from Florida, 18 hours. He must really like me. He also forewarned me not to let him drink too much so he won't hit on me. Thanks for the warning. =) It'll be nice to see him. Also, my prom date from high school is coming this weekend. He will be in Lexington and is gonna stop by for a night.. hang out, have a few beers... fun stuff. And then... my friend Joey is also going to fly down for a week to see me. YAY!!! they really do love me!!! Does it look bad that they are all guys? haha. But I was always like that.. I like guys.. girls are too bitchy.. and they can't drink. They also are ALWAYS worried about stupid shit.. like.. idk.. but stupid shit. Sooo I am not friends with many girls. We clash. Guys watch football, are sarcastic, have more fun and laugh more. Soooo I am mostly friends with guys because we have more in common. Have we had some issues because crushes got in the way? occasionally... but Im good at ignoring it.

My dad will be here SOON. really soon. Thats all I can say about that right now.

Ill post pictures of this past weekend soon.

My phone is dying.

I love skype

I also love chocolate. It took me a week to finish a jumbo size of hershey kisses.

I have a TON of laundry to put away tonight. ugh.

Its time to go home. Im gonna get more coffee... and go home. Then... try not to fall asleep.

gah

happy Tuesday... looking forward to the weekend. Who has influence over the calender and the importance of money.. because we need to talk. Jobs are overrated