My Halloween Costume

Just a little piece of Halloween news... Andy Comer had a few Halloween ideas online.. I borrowed one. I am going to be......let the intensity build.....

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God's Gift to Men !!!---Tie a bow around me... thats about it. Then I have an excuse to dress like a whore and go out too.. without looking like an idiot in a mobster costume or a 3T skirt from target, trying to pass as a balarina!!! ... the best part is... It wont cost anything!!! I think Jon's birthday (my cousin who is turning 31. Last time I went out with him... I got kicked out of a gay bar for being too drunk.. oops) is gonna turn out to be more fun than I thought.

There we also a couple of other good ideas I found.. It seems that the most popluar idea online is being Kate Gosslin... she makes me sick. Why would anyone wanna go out looking like a bitchy lesbian with 8 kids and awful hair. With her attitude... it would be impossible to have a good time!! Then there were a few others... like being that other crazy chick with 8 kids.. and a Texan tourist and then..(a good one) the Balloon Boy.. (That whole hoax about the little boy floating away in a balloon.. which after you think about... is so stupid, I cant believe so many people were actually watching the coverage on tv).

In the Past, for Halloween... I went to parties.. or school mixers... One particular one started out awful... and ended kinda shitty too... but didnt have a bad middle. Then the Halloween last year resulted in a huge conflict that contributed to the Old Dan and I breaking up. Sooooo hopefully... Halloween will turn out to be a positive experience. Old Dan free... no offence Sparky, I love you!!